And I was actually impressed until I read this part:
Bush demands Internet access tax ban | The Register: "'Now, the use of broadband has tripled since 2000 from 7 million subscriber lines to 24 million,' Bush said. 'That's good. But that's way short of the goal for 2007. And so - by the way, we rank 10th amongst the industrialized world in broadband technology and its availability. That's not good enough for America. Tenth is 10 spots too low as far as I'm concerned.'
Don't worry, George. We'll hit zero before you know it."